Me: What are we having for dinner?
Roomie: I dunno. What do you want?
Me: *shrug* Well, there are leftovers. Or salads. Ooh, or we could have panquakes.
Roomie: *arches eyebrow* Panquakes?
Me: Yes. *snicker* Pan–panQUAKES! Bwhahahaha. Hush. Seriously. Pancakes. We do have Biscake.
(fits of laughter)
Roomie: Yes, we can make panquakes with the Biscake that we have.
Me: Ooh! *crying through the laughter* CHOWATE CHWIP PANQUAKES!
Roomie: This is so going on Facebook.
Roomie: What are you texting?
Me: Facebooking. “We call them panquakes because they’ll rock. Your. World.”